Monday, December 15, 2008

'who owns the child,' disVIRGIN NIGERIA and other stories

hey my people, this is a public service announcement.
i should have done this long ago but i was busy battling some oloshious fellow under the name virgin nigeria(VN). i'll keep it simple and straight forward.

IF YOU KNOW ANYONE GOING TO NIGERIA ANYTIME THIS MONTH FROM THE STATES, PLEASE HELEP ME CONTACT THEM TO CHECK THEIR FLIGHT INFO FOR ANY CHANGES.

idiotic VN cancelled and changed my flight on me without notifying me, i only found out that they did such when i called to do the runaround of trying to change my flight. now as it stands i'm missing my highschool reunion which is one of the reasons i decided to go to naija in the first place. im staying in london for twice days(my aunt and my cousins are happy with that by the way, instead of staying a few hours im now staying a few days)

i doubt if a lot of people have found out that their flights might be leaving days late or might be leaving from a totally different airport. yeah they might arrive at heathrow and depart for lagos from gatwick. it is depressing and i have made up my mind never to fly anything virgin nigeria again. by the way did i mention that its a possibility that only part of the flight might be changed, meaning ur flight to london might be the same but ur flight from london to lagos might have been changed. and for ur return flight, ur flight from lagos to london might be delayed by one day but ur connecting flight might not have changed. so chances that u would be in th air on ur way to london, while ur connecting flight might be leaving london for NY is a VERY GREAT POSSIBILITY.

anyway enough of the mess called virgin nigeria, my mate from highschool put this as her faceCRAPbook status message a while ago and i thot to share.
WHO OWNS THE CHILD? THE MAN OR THE WOMAN? B4 YOU ANSWER, THINK ABOUT THIS. WHO OWNS THE COKE, THE INSERTR OF THE COIN OR THE VENDING MACHINE?


who would have thought throwing of a show is considered an act of protest. how many nigerian political thieving elite would we need to throw shoes at? and with their overfed selves, we would most often hit the target cos their hanging bellies would sure get in their way as they try to dock.

thanks for hearing my rant, im off to naija of friday night so i might be off blogville for a minute. i'll try to blog but just in case i cant blog while in naija. i got a new huge and improved mail box. i can still accept gifts, so feel free to send my new year, hanukah, kwanzaa, yomkipur, xmas, ati be be lo gifts i have enough space to receive each and everyone of them.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

100th Blog Post: ITS MY LIFE!

It`s My Life
It's my life
take it or leave it
set me free
What's that crap-papa-know-it-all? I got my own life
Live your life and set me free mind your business
And leave my business you know everything papa-know-it-all
Very little knowledge is dangerous
Stop bugging me
stop bothering me
Stop bugging me
stop forcing me
Stop fighting me
stop yelling me
It's my life.
It's my life
it's my life my worries
It's my life
it's my life my problems
It's my life
it's my life my worries
It's my life
it's my life my problems.
It's my life
do you understand?
I live the way I want to live
I make decisions day and night
show me signs and good exemples.
Stop telling people how to run your business
Take a trip to east and west you find
that you don't know anything
Every's getting tired of you sometime
you have to look and listen
You can even lears from me little knowledge is dangerous
It's my life.
It's my life ...
It's my life set me free so you bed so you lie
What you see is what you get listen to people and sort things out
Things I do I do them no more things I say I say them no more
Changes comes once in life
Stop bugging me
stop bothering me
Stop bugging me
stop forcing me
Stop fighting me
stop yelling me
Stop telling me
stop seeing me
It's my life!

Dr. Alban