The mind of Engineer_AYO

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we all know the police are our friends, but there are some things you might say to them when they pull you over that could land you in more trouble. my top 10 today are the top 10 things you do not say to a police officer when you get stopped. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 its engineerAyo's TOP 10 TOP 10 THINGS YOU DO NOT SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER WHEN YOU GET PULLED OVER. 1. You had a donut today? 2. Dont you have better things to do? 3. Did you make your quota for this month? 4. Whats your badge number? 5. Thats not mine, i dont know how it got there? 6. Dont you have criminals to catch? 7. I didn't know i was going that fast? 8. Stop wasting my time. 9. I only had a few drinks 10. eff the Police feel free to add a few of your own and if you have had personal experiences you might want to share please feel free. have an awesome work week guys....

it is Saturday nite, its been windy all day but i heard the weather tomorrow is going to be off the hook. i've been having issues with getting myself on here to update. so i have decided to rebrand my blog, but unlike Dora, the explorer and her nigeria rebranding quest. i have decided to change some things as a way of rebranding and not simply going all over shouting rebranding without things really changing. i have a few things in mind and i'll need you guys to help me out when the time comes. listed below are some things im thinking of rebranding with. 1. EngineerAyo's Monday Top 10 2. EngineerAyo's private thought(inspired by FemiB) 3. EngineerAyo's journey to becoming a CPA 4. once in a while i hope to do a post about EngineerAyoRESS 5. etc etc etc (theres more rebranding to come) ok, i got back from work last monday and as i did my parallel park magic. i noticed my neighbours cat out in the yard beside the house pacing back and forth. with my windows wound up i...

hi people, make una no vex. recession dey try catch my blog but it cannot fit to try it. theres a thin line between right and wrong. but this youtube video got me wondering. please watch it in its entirety and lets know wat u think. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqXZGM_sfvA i hope to update b4 the end og the week.

i was going to blog about the car stealing goat from naija but thats stale gist by now i assume. instead i'll talk a litte about my naija trip. my trip to naija was aiight. at least better than nothing, but it sure was a hell of a trip. you all remember all the BS they gave me even before i left good old JFK. anyway, i left JFK a little delayed because we needed some plane de-icing (wings, wheels, tail even runway needed de-icing). the snow mixed with rain we had that day was one in a million. if i didnt know better i would have thot the prayers of people who wanted me to take them along but refused was being heard. moving on, we finally took off safely, a few minutes into the flight turbulence kicked in. no like the one i tried creating for yessie on our way back from maryland on one of our numberous road trips. this one was ebeano, if i learned anything from my flight that nite, it was to always heed to the fasten seatbelt calls we hear too often during flights. the turbulence ...

"To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society's ills on the West - know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy. To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist." President Barack Obama this whole inauguration thing has been all i've heard from most people for the past week. from people wanting to know what Mrs Obama would wear, to those wishing the day would come already so he'll get to work, t to those expecting his inaugural speech. talking about his inaugural speech. Number 44 as he would be called by some said something in his speech today that i hope nigerian/african poliSTEALtians heard as the whole world also did. its the quote above, i know you must have heard it but if not, join me in saying a prayer for our PEPPERSOUPing,...