Top 10 Monday

we all know the police are our friends, but there are some things you might say to them when they pull you over that could land you in more trouble. my top 10 today are the top 10 things you do not say to a police officer when you get stopped.

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its engineerAyo's TOP 10

TOP 10 THINGS YOU DO NOT SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER WHEN YOU GET PULLED OVER.

1. You had a donut today?
2. Dont you have better things to do?
3. Did you make your quota for this month?
4. Whats your badge number?
5. Thats not mine, i dont know how it got there?
6. Dont you have criminals to catch?
7. I didn't know i was going that fast?
8. Stop wasting my time.
9. I only had a few drinks
10. eff the Police

feel free to add a few of your own and if you have had personal experiences you might want to share please feel free.


have an awesome work week guys....

Comments

Kafo said…
i mean it seems like everyone does number 7 tho'

denial is the name of the game
so y is that so bad to plead ignorance
Monday, April 06, 2009 10:54:00 AM
Toluwa said…
i need to speak to ur boss! lol!
Monday, April 06, 2009 9:20:00 PM
ChiefO said…
Kafo, i agree #7 is like a staple for most people.

JusToluwa, so you have been toasting female officers in GA? no wonder. me sef talk am.
Thursday, April 09, 2009 7:32:00 PM
Femi B said…
**hey officer, wanna frisk me?**...wink wink
Saturday, April 11, 2009 8:01:00 PM
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