Wednesday, September 26, 2007

makes you think

the original video was removed, hopefully this one wont.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

when a car gets stressed out, BORNDAY, venting ati be be lo.

ok my bornday is a stone throw away. i dont know whats gonna happen, i dont expect to get any gifts from most people. cheap ass vera you better give me something or u can count urself step-husbandless, do not give me excuses.

on a seriouser note though. i'm going to boston for my birthday weekend. i love driving thus 4hrs would be like drinking garri milk and sugar.

i feel like venting, but i dont know where to start, a lot of bookshit is happeneing thats pissing me the shit off. it sucks cos its kinda out of my control too. God dey sha, i'll be over it sooner than i could expect. i've been quiet for a minute on this blog, not that i dont have stuff to blog about but i just dont have the internal inuendum to sit and type out my thots et all. i hope to get back to blogging cos i feel the steam building up in me again and my blog or just doing blog rounds sometimes serves as a release valve.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Thursday, August 09, 2007

birthday, reality show, novel reading, i'll be back with more..

ok, you ppl. my birthday is a month away o. and i have decided to ask for just one gift. normally i dont ask for stuff but i feel i should ask this year and see those who would actually give a gift. i have asked some for $600 shoe which i would be surprised if i actually get it. (they all expect gifts for theirs yet they dont give gift) dont let the price of the shoe fool u into thinking its not affordable o, it is very affordable.

b4 i forget, abeg these naija people have come again with their wahala o, when will they ever copy something right. u wonder wat i'm making noise about. its all this their reality show copying habit o. they forget the logistics that it entails and just throw something out there. i read on the BBC website that some innocent contestant drowned during one of their nonsenseseses. dem forget say american shows get enough behind the scene cast, extras ati be be lo. ranging from medics, to life savers abi se na life guard dem dey call dem. anywho soon they would learn jare, MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PEACE. AMEN.

moving on, did i tell you all i read a novel for the first time in over 10 years sometime last month. and i am so proud of myself. its by a nigerian author, EL-NUKOYA is his name. title of the book is NINE LIVES. anywho help me congratulate me for reading a book thats not a text book abeg its not everyday that happens to me.

i was doing blog rounds and i came across this piece by mineexclusively(i no know how to link person page jare) anyway search blogville for her page maibe later i'll add her to my favorites dat wat i can just refer to it. search for her blog read and comment, no be say una go just read comot mouth as always o.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

trip to toronto

hey people, i've MIA for twice months and change. a lot has happened during that time. i've been to maryland twice, one for cherub's sisters grad and the other for funmie's lil sisters BBQ (at least thats wat vera and funmie made it seem like allthough na soso overage ppl full there.
anyway, at the BBQ i put my enginering ability to work. I was the mesuya, enough grilling, wat didnt i grill u name it, it was on the menu, naija style suya (not the sorry excuse for BBQ some people feed you with) Asun (essabanty you do well o) roasted yam, fish, corn, boli (roasted plantains)and all the other stuff icant remember. If not for God "ube" (spelling) for dey there sef. anywho, engineerAyo did his thing and vera and funmie started thinking of and planning the next BBQ the very next day.

then i went to toronto, i know say overwhelmed go throw tantrum for me on this one but make she no vex. anywho, i went to toronto o Via ohio. you ask me wetin i find go ohio first abi. NO LONG THING. we drove (after agege bread the next awesome thing is road trips abeg) anywho, drove to tororonto, which was awesome, as i must have said 15million times already. na small i remain dem for crown me baale of toronto b4 i comot. but i just had to decline their offer.

anywho, b4 i forget i almost missed my flight to ohio scrap that i missed my flight to ohio but if not for the timely intervention of the almighty who made the flight delayed na another tori i for dey talk now. anyway the flight was delayed, i did my james bond after gtting to the airport at 5.15pm when my flight was meant to take off at 5.25pm i sha used my head and i was able to get my bad checked and i caught my flight.

back to toronto, na wa for una o, wetin dem dey take gas do for canada wey the thing cost money like that.(if u wanna make money abeg open gas station for canada)

anyways, short story long, toronto was fun, i'll be back later to give you gist on wat i went across the border for in the first place, i'll also talk about our amala eating detour thru detroit, MI. how nonsense customs wasted our time at the border cos of some flower wey we carry. i no blame dem, if to say we no tell dem say flower dey back dem for no waste our time. good citizens we are.

anywho, thats all for now, be back with more. make i go find food.
NB: afropinay is in transit to DUBAI, she suppose don land now sef. hopefully she would update soon. BYE BYE to her chinko life. now she can blog and comment and blog again and comment again and blob again without any chinko restriction on wat she can say.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

i'm back

hey my people na body? how na dey? sorry for not blogging for a extra long minute. na condition make fish begin do family planning. i've had a couple of ups and downs but i've kept myself in one piece thus far.

i'll be back to give y'all gist about the bookshytes i've been up to. e.g. my trip to toronto, detour thru detroit to eat amala. their speed limit in Km and gas flipping expensive. anywho make i never too talk, update on all the NY bookshytes too, MARS 2112, my trip first beach trip since i've been in NY, damn i cant believe i stayed this long b4 i got disvirgined or for lack of a better word, beachvirgined.

my nonsense friend who wants to get married next summer or so she thinks. my adopted aburo who is having a 21st bornday bash this friday is threatening fire if i dont attend. like say that would make me change my mind.

anywho work dey tomorrow make all men go catch sleep

"blueberry lomo"

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

interesting things happening....

a lot has been happening around me, in my head and everywhere in between. the metamorphosis is wat i have been willing to blog about for a long while but each time i start typing, i chicken out and just simply delete the post or i save it to draft.
anyway, during one of my unlimited sessions of thinking things in search of my peace of mind, i was rudely interupted by a fone call. picked up and it was O.F. she was like hey mr. wats up we have gist. anyway being the listening ear that i am (note i didnt not say amebo) i listened and at the end of the listening sessions i came up with this question.

what would you do if you go into ur dads room to get a dvd,vcd,wateverumacallit. u get there and a couple of them looked like the one u wanted. u turn on the dvd player to test it out and at that point P and time T u get the surprise of all surprises. their was a dvd already in and its contents was shocking to the marrow of ur bone. long story short, the said dvd contained porn. what would be ur reaction? what would you do? there are more questions than i could give answers to myself but i'll be glad to read ur thots about this YAM aka ISSUE.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

metamorphosis of ME....

hey people. wats good? its been a rather long minute. this is kinda like the intro to the metamorphosis of me blog post i had wanted to put up for the past longshort minute. basically it would talk about me, how i've been, and how different situations around me have (for lack of a better) changed me. some have brought me full circle, some have not but all in all, everything put together sorta seems to me like a metamorphosis of sort. anyways y'all be good (yeah right) like you would actually listen. i'll be back for what might be part one or maibe a shorthand version of the whole thing.

Monday, April 16, 2007

BAD DAY :( :(

its been raining for like forever. i slept with 12inches of water in my basement lastnight. it had receeded a lil bit by this morning. had to be at work, dont know how my basement looks like right now. hopefully all my summer cloths are not messed up. cant imagine shopping for stuff i didnt have to shop for.

:( :( :( :(

Inna lillahi wainna ilayhi rajiAAoona.(Q2 vs 156)

just got news that my grandma from my second mum has passed.

Rest in peace Grandma.

Who, when afflicted with calamity, say: "Truly! to Allah we belong and truly, to him we shall return."
(Surat Al-Baqara, Chapter #2, Verse #156)

Thursday, April 12, 2007


hey people, how has your week been? mine has been hectic like say we dey war zone. anywho, i came online to blog about some serious stuff. (the metamorphosis of me. Part 1.5) but i had to upload some stuff i've been holding back for y'all b4 doing that. i hope you awesome people would not think of me different after reading this, cos i'll need all the support and encouragement i can get.

B4 i start uploading wats on my mind. lately i've been listening to BBC news at work and yesterday i heard on there that female civil servants (govt workers) are required to fill out an appraisal and the rules require them to give information about their menstrual cycle, the last time tehy took maternity leave, etc etc etc etc. i dont know for them o but one think i can bet my money on is that, it is a man that came up with the idea. its funny to me cos i dont understand how this piece of information would benefit the indian Govt. i cant help but laugh at this orisirisi beautiful nonsense these indian people are pulling with themselves. talk about invasion of privacy on a grand scale. even VERA would not want such information in the hands of just anybody, who knows wat harm they might cause or wat they might do with it.

Now the reason for this blog post. the past couple of weeks have been very dificult for me. i know this would come as a shock to many of my readers, even my friend. but i've calculated the pro's and cons of my actions and i've decided to come out into the open. i've made a decision and i'm taking a bold step forward starting with this blog post.

i cannot continue to live the way i am, i cant say categorically that i've been living a lie but i hope my doing this would help lift a whole lot off my lil chest and i could be as clear headed as everyone else. those of you that personally know me(i'm not so A-NONI-MONS) might not have seen traces or traits butt hey were there all along. sometimes visible sometimes otherwise but they have always been present. even missDBL couldnt have seen this coming and i didnt hide it from her either.

i've had my moments on the DL too. i remember as far back as highschool, there was this one person that always made something in me jump whenever we are in the same space. i didnt see it as anything then but time has revealed to me that that i was feeling back then.

i hope some of you wont be dissapointed in me, or hopefully i wont have dissappointed any of you. i have been in denial all the while but this past couple of weeks were brutal, kinda like a turning point for me. this is wat makes me happy, i'm glad i can finally share this piece of information with you guys. i would really appreciate your support and taking time out to hear me out. i thank you all in advance for your support from here on from the bottom of my LUNGS (i say lungs bcos i have a icepick where my heart used to be) what i have been trying to say is that, i think i am in love with tall girls. yes! you heard right and I said it. I AM COMING OUT AND PUBLICLY DECLARING MY LOVE FOR TALL GIRLS.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

MD gist!

hey my people, fellow manbeings and womanbeings. Guess what! 71 is the new 21! yeah i said it. if u dont know, now u know.
i finally got over the hangover i suffered from going to MD (it was a hangover well suffered my people, read on to find out) my weekend in MD for Vera's mum gig was totally fantalistic (i need more of those weekend getaways 4 real)

anywho, Vera was totally awesome and way i can share and in ways i cannot share. i drove out to MD on saturday and nonsense funmie was complaining i got to her house too early. meaning the time i left home till the time i got to her house did not add up to mapquest's timing. anywho, i got to funmie's she was cooking and ish. i finally met funmies lil sister. she is such an awesome lil girl(reminds me of my nieces)

you all remember Vera saying she was gonna hook me up in MD right. YES she did hook me up. i shoulda known that she was talking about herself.(she gave me hints too but i didnt pickup them) anyway he experience was totally worth it sha. let no BF as Vera wat we did. its between Vera and I.

yes i finally delivered Vera's isi-ewu to her. funmie tried to trick me into giving her the isi-ewu but its a good thing i didn't cos the isi-ewu did stuff to Vera that it hasn't done in a long time.

i know Vera would have given you her side of the story and the happenings at the party. so i'll be giving you all the deleted scenes. scan forward to the end of the night. funmie asked if i could stay over instead of me going to rent a room as i had planned. i don't know wat she was thinking o, but i told her Vera and i had made other special plans(wink wink).

anyways we loaded the cars up. i drove mine, Vera drove her mums and her mum drove the rental car. yeah now i believe whenever Vera says stuff about her mum its not like she is adding to it most times its verbatim. (did Vera tell you guys about the balloon escapade, if not, go ask her about it) anywho we got to Vera's place and we offloaded some of the stuff from the cars, put them away nicely. (Vera kept eyeing her isi-ewu) then it was time to sleep, at this point I'll like to thank Vera for sharing her bed with me. it was softer than a baby's skin, then my head sunk into the pillow like it was nothing.

anywho, slept and woke up like 12, Vera was awake making noise on her fone. dont know how she could do that, after a long nite she still woke up early to make noise. bullshitted for a while, cheered Vera on as she cleaned the cooler. (YEAH i got front row seats to see Vera in her most vulnerable state) her house was not the way it normally was and my ears nearly got filled up with how she wants to clean and how her house was a nose sore. then kata kata burst, the garbage dispenser got clogged and it wont work. short story long i acted as a plumber, you all know plumbers do more jobs around the house than their job description states.

long story short, Vera and i finally recycled our love and its built on a cooler of isi-ewu. more stuff happened but i'm too lazy to keep typing. maibe i'll get to them soon, B4 i forget, vera and i are buying funmie butt implants, she tried to disrespect mine(she cant compete with vera's) and found out she got nothing on me.

talking about ass, for those of you who wanted me to take pictures of vera backside and face. let me just put it this way, i'm sorry to disappoint you but i didnt get them, their was no way i could have. plus the way vera kept rubbing my head anytime she walked by me b4, during and after the party made me loose my sense of &*^%^$%#$#$%^&^ (feel free to fill in)

anywho, i don tire make i go find food, hungry is happening to me.


Friday, March 30, 2007


hey womanbeings and manbeings. how una dey o? hope y'all good people are doing great and you all not so good people .... all well. i've been aiight. keeping myself sane as always. i've not been able to post up jhud's beyonce diss song but yall can go on youtube and type in UPSTAGE YOU and voila be ready to get ur ribs cracked over and over again. this time tomorrow i'll be in baltimore with miss vera and her peeps. not to worry y'all u have a nice rep to go represent you guys. i can eat for more than one person. i'll try to dance for more than one person. and i'll sure be glad to help upgrade ur software with stuff that went down.

as per my woman bruhaha. it is well! thats all i can say. soon enough u'll hear about it. including the scenes that i would normally delete. make i go this isi-ewu woman house go remind am about my order tomorrow morning. i no wan hear story say the goat head jump comot from pot begin dey make noise o.

ms DBL is in naija. i was gonna ask her a favor but who knows she might have plans of her own. was gonna havve her $%^&*&*(())_)%^&&&***(**&*%^$#@@@@#%^()( for me but all well. make i leave story for another day. hopefully she is doing ok cos i havent spoken with her yet.

moving on, i wanna go to ireland or london in may but damn tickets damn flippking high. make we see sha. i might hook myself up with a sugar mummy at vera's party so maibe she'll make that her first project.

anywho i dey go jare enough talk for one sitting. i'll be back with more. dont forget to go to youtube and check out the UPSTAGE YOU clip i talked about earlier.

Monday, March 19, 2007

random mouthing

hey my people, make una no vex o. i've been trying to put up my much talked about jhudd, beyonce diss song. but this shockwave thing abi wetin dem dey call am sef, no gree me. maibe i'll try a lil more and if i cant i'll jsut have to whitemail it to y'all to listen to.

other stuff, orisirisi has been happening o, between this northeast weather changing from nice to freezing every 3days and my practicing dance moves i'd use to sweeps vera's grandma off her feet. then with the side dish of this united nations state i am in.(yes i said united nations and i'll explain when i get the chance to) but be sure its about this state of woman bruhaha that i've been hinting you guys about lately.

so it is official i am on my way to baltimore for vera's grandma's party already. cherub is going to NSBE so i'll be attending as single as a dollar bill. i was gonn use her as my handbag b4 but i realised why take sand to the beach when theres enough sand at the beach. short story long, cherub can go to pittsburg and ohio, i'll be in baltimore doing my own "engineering project"(wink wink)

anywho, i also heard the most hilarious 911 call last week while driving to work. i'll check and see if i can find some audio clip for it. if not i'll type out the dialogue between the caller and the 911 operator for y ou guys to read. na GOD talk say make olopa no stop me for overlaughing on the highway.

anywho, make i go nourish something. i'll be back for my blogrounds later.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Naming Places...

this has been the long minute i have had between blog entries since i bought my house in blogville. orisirisi has been going on beside the scene, most of it i cant throw on here yet cos its not ripe enough. anywho, body still dey inside cloth, but as usually during one of the silent minutes i had while i was MIA, this came up and i thot to seek wat you all think.

have you ever wondered how places get their names or how certain places got their names. I could assume places like new england, new york, were most likely named by the first settlere who crossed the big water to the new world, most likely from west europe, thus they named their new homeland as a reminder of where they originally came from.

theres a place on slanting island called snake hill, first thot after hearing the name snake hill might be that its infested or was infested by snakes. but driving up or down snake hill and the way the road meanders makes u think u r doing the snake dance.

anywho moving on, u probaby be wondering where this talk of names if taking me to right. not to worry i'll let u in on it soon. i've come up with some reason for some names, somewhere like buffalo,ny might have been named cos tehre used to be a large buffalo population, a place like great kills (another place on slanting island), jamaica,ny might have been named for numerous reasons i'm not willing to find out.

but of all the names and places whose names get me into the wonder wonder mode, nothing gets me in the wonder wonder mode like the names of some places in new jersey. some names in NJ, are so thot provoking that it has provoked my thots past its limit.

OK take for excampdle, names like ESSEX county, MIDDLESEX county, i cant help but think that those places had enough redlight districts for them to be named such, even sometimes when i hear SOMMERSET sp. county, it sounds more like SUMMERSEX county to me, but going by my buffalo, ny or my snake hill theories, am i free to assume that SEX really had something to do in the naming of those places.

i'll be back later with more of my thinkings.. i'll make updating my blog a lot regular than it was in february.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

its been a long minute

its been a long micronanomicromini second i've updated this piece of contraption. no be my fault o. i wasnt feeling too good for a minute, then my non eating and sleeping demons called so i had to focus on getting them back on track. doctor cherub actually helped out as always,(I OWE U A PACK OF CHOCOMILO) aside from that i've been deep freezing in the northeast like everyother person who go hit with the deep freeze of the past minute. anywho, i am back and havent felt this good for a minute now.

more talk, everyone has been trying to hook my up and play MATCHdontCOME in my life lately, actually some people have been at it for a minute. they relaxed for a while and now that i'm as single as a dollar bill again (or so i would like to assume cos these days u never know, u might have been married off without u knowing) i've been getting requesteseses from left right and center. "engineerAyo theres this chicki know u would gbadun" "chiefo theres this hottie i want to hook u up with""engineerAyo chick this, engineerAyo chick that"
and i'm not complaining o. nnbanu (my igbo is rusty like the guys from radiator springs) thats far from it. the koko is that, these people unknowingly try to hook me up with each other.miss A would call, engineerAyo, when last did u call missB? u know she is a nice chick. why u no enter her runs now?then miss B would call a lil while later, engineerAyo, u r still single, i said i want to hook u up with miss A u dey do like slacker. na wa for u o.
even ate LEE aka AFROPINAY wants to hook me up with a pinoy chick. (ate LEE i know who HE is, i know where HE is, and i know why u want to know about pinoy restaurante in MD)

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!(but dont bet ur dollar on it)

and innocent me would just stay there and smile like i always do.even my coworkers are not left out. any new hire these days, they want me to test the waters if they had their way. anyway NO LONG THING.

on other news, YB emailed me on valentino day and the valentino message kinda sorta started off some reaction in my head that i couldnt explain. anywho, God dey! "WHAT IF?"

missdbl is vexing for me although i didnt mean it that way. i knew i should have done wat she expected of me, but i just never got the chance to. we hadnt spoken for more than a short minute since i started, and didnt get to talk about it and all. i know i should have at least called and left u a message and all though. I AM GUILTY 150%.

i picked up a flat tire on friday in the below freezing cold weather we have in the northeast. i dont know how i pulled it off but one minute i was driving like a normal person, the next minute i was in the african store and the next minute i was back on the road only to hear some click click on my wheely. i got to my friends stepped out and did a quick check noticed i was loosing air, a closer look and voila this was wat i picked up...

its been taken care of now though, after these nonsense reep offs made me pay a whole $20+tax and some other cowshit like that, just to get one simple good for nothing flat fixed. if not for God na donut i for dey carry around, i for do strong head no pay the $20.

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

"Poetic Justice"

i have always known that letting out our inner demons most times help us heal or somewhat help put those demons in check. some do it by blogging, some by lashing out at everything around them, some by talking to people about it, some by messing with people (vera) and some by writting poetry. i tend to do some of the aforementioned but still i find out i have more to let out. i guess i have more held up in me than i actually thot.
been reading the unconfusing posts confusednaijagirl had put up since the short minute ago she started blogging, particularly the culture of silence blog post. dont know what or how but it got me thinking about naija, its society and how they take things like this with less than a grain of salt.
anywho, while running thru newspapers this morning, one in particular caught my detention. its headline read,"POETIC JUSTICE" and i was like these slanting island paparazzi people don come again o. KI LO TUN DE? (meaning, whats it this time?) reading on, it then dawned on me, there more to this than just a newspaper headline.
said, story was about how a traumatized -slanting island girl who was sexually abused by her FAMILY FRIEND three years ago- finally broke her silence by letting out demons from her being in the form of a heartbreaking poem and handing it in to her teacher. who acted right and thus got the 48 years old man arrested.
her distressing cry for help, which was submitted as a school homework assignment led to the arrest of her assaulter. the poem wasnt published but excerpts from the poem she wrote is what i retyped below.

"As i lay in bed with tears in my eyes all i could do is ask myself, why?"

she went further...

"He told me if i told anyone, he would beat me"
"No matter what, i'm scared no one would believe me"
"I said NO and screamed for help, but pain was all i felt"
"He touched me and forced me to do things i didnt want to do"
"A loving father is what he's supposed to be"
"But instead he's a rapist that just raped me"
"So as i lay in bed with tears in my eyes"
"all i could do is ask myself, why, oh why?"

reading this and trying to put it together the way she had put it in her homeowrk assignment, i cant help but feel the hurt the lil girl must be feeling. for some reason i dont know, i'm forced to think what if it is someone i know, what if its someone close to me. why do people act like goats who would run after their own offspring.

i dont know wat conclusion to give this piece, the hurt i feel cannot be compared to what the victims feel but it even hurts more to think of how many young nigerian girls are living with this DEMON perfectly engraved in their systems.

make i comot this blog b4 my own demons show face this nite. CAIO like my italian friends would say.

Friday, January 26, 2007




come to slanting island make we go nourish serious nourishment of your choose on my bill.

what if....

its been a long road, my short long life has had its ups and not so up moments. sometimes i wonder what if i had done some things differently. what would the outcome of the permutation and combination be. well i cant say for sure what the outcomes would have been but i sure know i'm totally ok with the way things turned out.

...what if on that faithful day, at age 18, i had signed up to join the marines on that faithful day at the American embassy in lagos. today i might just be getting outta service like my cousin did late last year and now studying to become a fashion guru.

...what if i had gone the way of some of my buddies and had joined them in science class. taking physics istead of finance, taking chemistry instead of commerce, taking further maths instead of accounting. who knows maibe i might have patented a pen that would do our course work and exams.

...what if i had given a lil more attention to sports, i might have gone on to become a professional athlete like david beckham or an henry.

...what if my music teacher in junior high was not such a boring, talent killing fellow, i might have been the next mozart or perhaps some music genius.

...what if i had picked literature over geography, and read shakespare's julius ceasar and macbeth, instead of map reading, landforms, and ocean currents. who knows i might be a better writer than i am now and not watch the discovery channel and national geographic all day.

...what if i was the last child in the family, would i be as spoilt as people expect last born children to be? or would i be who i am now, the only male child yet, i'm not anywhere close to being spoilt. or so i think.

anywhose on that note, i'd like to wish my darling lil sister, SHERIFAH, YESIDE, OYINDAMOLA, ADUFE, (last name withheld) a HAPPY 24th BIRTHDAY. i've known you all your 24 years in this world and i could not ask for any other lil sister than you.


This is to many more years of you being an INSPIRATION to many people and to yourself. This is to many more years of you making me take you on shopping sprees on my bill. This is to many more years of you being my lil sister. MAY ALL YOUR WISHES AND ASPIRATIONS BE YOURS. AMIN.

cheers! with a glass of ice tea which has been driven thru long island...

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

numerous talkings

hey people, how una dey? kilon wassup? ke du? ba wo ni? ya ya de? i dont have much to blog about o. i just had to put stuff up all in the name of updating.

y'all guess wat happened to me today. the one and only green eyed yellow girl called me at 4 o'clock this afternoon, problem is, she has never called me earlier than 10pm b4 since i've known her. i didnt know whether to be scared and run like fire on the mountain. anyway, i was like vera how now? next thing she starts making passes at me. that one made me even more scared cos vera and I no dey use eye see. anyway long story short, she opened up to me that she was buttering me up cos of diamond hawks threat to search for her picture. damn i knew all that buttering up wasnt for nothing. anyway vera, u r still the only blue fish in my fish tank so i would treat u nicely till i find another blue fish.

moving on...i finally started sleeping and eating all over again. yeah i know i didnt tell you guys. i had not been eating neither had i been sleeping. last night i slept close to 7hours with lil or no break in transmission. i had made up my mind on friday while driving back from maryland, that not eating or sleeping wasnt an option. so if what it takes is for me to drink nyquil at night just so i could sleep. i'll be glad to get back to my sleeping ways. my eating, well all i'll do is think of mama eda( aka mama engineerAyo) and how she would sit beside me with EBA STICK while growing up and voila the plate is empty. ask cherub about me, she knows food and I are like twinces. so for me not to eat was a big concern for me. plus i actually lost weight, my lil self lost even more pounds.
anyways i'm getting back to my eating ways and in case y'all need someone to invite over for dinner, i'll be glad to do u a favor and honor ur call. i'll lend you a helping mouth...

i got a wedding notice in the mail today, my italian friend is getting married in september. she cant wait to see my ghanian friend and I throw it down that day plus I owe her a dance too cos i gave her a raincheck a while back and she is going to redeem it that day.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

my space

you gave me reason to be happy
you gave me reason to smile
i can still remember how it started
...but i should have stayed in MY SPACE

you made me a better person
you gave me reason to care
i can still remember how it started
...but i should have stayed in MY SPACE

you made me treat myself different
you made me grin from ear to ear
i can still remember how it started
...but i should have stayed in MY SPACE

you gave me someone to care for
you gave me something to live for
i can still remember how it started
...but i should have stayed in MY SPACE

you showed me parts of me i never knew existed
you showed me what i should do different
i can still remember how it started
...but i should have stayed in MY SPACE

you gave me a reason to give my 100%
you made me open up to a fourth person other than ME, MYSELF n I
i can still remember how it started
...but i should have stayed in MY SPACE

we were friends before this long minute passed
we will remain friends now that the long minute has passed
you dont have to feel bad about everything and anything
i should have known not to leave MY SPACE

it was fun sharing MY SPACE with you
i can still remember how it started
...but i should have stayed in MY SPACE
scrap all that you just read... i still share MY SPACE with you

i'm happy i shared MY SPACE with you
thanks for sharing MY SPACE with me

Wednesday, January 17, 2007


this is in honor of ONB and her TAG! all these people who read her blog and wont do her tag.

1.) How old were you the first time? too young
2.) Name of your first? errmmmm she is isomewhere in the north east
3.) Good or Bad? hmmm! cant remember, think it was one of those things we rushed in and out of.
4.) Name of the worst and why? hmmmm dont know
5.) Name of the best and why? she knows herself, she knows she is.
6.) Weirdest place you ever had sex? the place dont count in my books
7.) Favorite Position: dont know if it has a name, cant describe it for y'all either.
8.) Ever fake an orgasm? do guys have orgasms?
9.) Would you admit it if the person asked? do guys have orgasms?
10.) Favorite time of day to have sex? dont have a time table
11.) Most times you have had sex in one day? hmmm i'll be back make i rewind recount am.
12.) Same person? why not
13.) Ever fantasize about someone other than the one you’re with? hmmmmmmm isnt that cheating...
14.) Restrictions during sex? ...depends on what the definition of restrictions is
15.) Accessories? i know where planet pleasure is on slanting island but i've never used any of their merchandise b4. plus are there any accessories for guys?
16.) What? WATER!
17.) Done it in the rain? does a wet body make the cut?
18.) Done it in a car? why not just hold the adrenalin till u get behind the door
19.) Had a Threesome? dont share
20.) Want to have sex now? nahhh

Friday, January 12, 2007

think think

i've read some blog posts and comments on how people advocate orisirisi. i've seen people beat their chests harder than king kong all in support of NO SEXUAL HEALING TILL MARRIAGE....but being the deep thinker that i am. i start to think, i start to think think....if what is right is no sex b4 marriage, then wat happens to my neighbour ms white who got divorced a lil minute ago. now she is seeing mr. marker. would you say she has to wait to get married to mr marker b4 she can get her kerewa on. cos technically she married innit. she has fulfilled that requirement or maibe its just me. opinions needed abeg...

Thursday, January 11, 2007

disgruntled shirt

i dey vex o! i dey vex!
somebody beg me b4 i overvex!
i dey vex o! i dey vex!

no i'm not loosing it. i'm having a serious case of hypervexing like someone whose girlfriend just got stolen from him. this is matter of emergency someone contact the department of houseland security.
you wonder why i'mn over vexing right! its simple as ABC. i washed my awesome shirt today o, and b4 i could say shokolokobangoshe, the black color from the shirt had messed up the white cuffs and collar. i am so totally outraged (i sound like a white boy) about this its not even funny. i am mechanically and systematically confused about what to do with this expensive play this thing has caused. its so bad that u wont have to get close to me to realize that someting about my shirt isnt right. this is a serious case of shirt malfunction.
i am at a motor crossroad on wat to do with my shirt, the options are these:
1. throw the shirt in the trash after only wearing it one time.
2. take it to the cloth engineer(tailor) and have them take out the white part of the collar and i could always fold in the cuffs when i wear it.
3. go back to the store where i bought it and demand a refund and throw a tantrum while i'm at it. (after somn like 4 months)
4. just go out and buy more shirts.

now i'm scared to wear the all white one because i cant help but think of the possibility of the white washing against the white collar and cuffs. thats how traumatized i am.

on a non-vexing note, 2007 is just in its second week and things have started showing signs of them getting better. i finally went to see auntyD in amityville (bijou dont even open ur mouth there) after almost 5years. i told you 2007 is going to be different. and yes, talking about different, i've been called Akon by some people and i've been called seal(without the scars) by others all within 2weeks of 2007. hmmmmm thats a good start right. even my cousin couldnt help but rub my head when i got this not so new look of mines. BALD NUDE HEAD ... which had always been my style only this time i have decided to add on a goatee instead leaving my face nude as always. i dont know if thats wats been making people comment. at some point some lady(married) that i was talking to at work started asking orisirisi questions about igba awo koko baba ishasun (rusty yoruba). anyways i'll be back to blog about my amittyville trips, meeting omodudu and bijouxoxoxoxoxo.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007


i know 2007 is 3 days old and is already clocking puberty. i just cant move on without rewinding 2006 for a last quick lil minute.

In 2006, i became of blogger. its been fun thus far. i've met quite some crazy bunch. read comments that made me think, read some that made me look sane, and i actually put up some comments that made me look even more insane than i thot i was. but all well its all part of what makes bloggers, bloggers.

In 2006, i got reconnected with humpty(my buddy from highschool), we hardly ever see each other cos he lives in jersey even though slanting island is just a bridge crossing away, i need to fix that in 2007.

In 2006, i met missDBL, she is awesome peoples. she brought out a better me that i didnt know really existed. you showed me the color of love, i really appreciate that a truch load much.

In 2006, i moved on to life after college, which is sure filled with a lot of ups and downs. it has given me a couple of headaches and brainaches but i sure will get past all that in 2007.

In 2006, i also learnt never to make someone my priority when to them i'm just an option. yeah, i know i shoulda known that long ago. i actually did know but then some things make you forget some things.

In 2006, close to its end that is, i had a lot of things, emotions, ati be be lo bottled up inside me. a change in 2007 would be that i'll say stuff out more often that way i wont have a close call like i did in 2006 where i almost did a Flambé
recipe with my system.

In 2006, i made a lot more trips to the masjid(mosque) than i made previously and i'm improving my stats in 2007. Insha Allah.

In 2006, i lost my uncle, and would do as much as i can to help out my cousins whom he left behind. So help me God.

In 2006, i became a lot more vocal. i think that was cos people saw me as somewhat a quiet pushover. lil did they know that the volcano in my being was being forced not to erupt. i even went past my all time high of 2005 which was when i went to naija and "friends" expected me to be the always quiet ME who they always tended to get away with murder with. i was referred to as being a loud person but i was only letting my voice be heard.

In 2006, i kept family away for too long a time. i'm sorry mum for not calling as often as u want me to call. i'm sorry dad for calling u only once in 3months, i'm sorry 'Mo(my niece) for not always calling even though u ask after me from ur mum all the time, to my sisters, i'm sorry i dont always call, although y'all take time out to call ur only brother. i'm sorry uncleseses and auntieseses for never calling to see how y'all are doing but i do ask after u from mum whenever i call though. i'm sorry Timi, wale and sherry for not calling or emailing u often, you all still are my most awesome cousins. and thanks for taking care of bashir ur lil brother. lil man donn grown now.

In 2007, FAMILY COMES FIRST, i'm going to make calling yall and keeping in touch with y'all my hobby. i'm not promising cos i dont promise. but when i say i'll do something i would. for starters, i've called mama eda (my mum) twice in 2007 already, i've called baba eda(dad) once, called a couple of uncles and would be calling my niece miss 'Mo this weekend. we need to have uncle and niece bonding. did i tell u all she asked when i was coming home. yeah she did, miss 'Mo misses me yet i dont call her often enough. thats all going to change in 2007.