Monday, December 15, 2008

'who owns the child,' disVIRGIN NIGERIA and other stories

hey my people, this is a public service announcement.
i should have done this long ago but i was busy battling some oloshious fellow under the name virgin nigeria(VN). i'll keep it simple and straight forward.

IF YOU KNOW ANYONE GOING TO NIGERIA ANYTIME THIS MONTH FROM THE STATES, PLEASE HELEP ME CONTACT THEM TO CHECK THEIR FLIGHT INFO FOR ANY CHANGES.

idiotic VN cancelled and changed my flight on me without notifying me, i only found out that they did such when i called to do the runaround of trying to change my flight. now as it stands i'm missing my highschool reunion which is one of the reasons i decided to go to naija in the first place. im staying in london for twice days(my aunt and my cousins are happy with that by the way, instead of staying a few hours im now staying a few days)

i doubt if a lot of people have found out that their flights might be leaving days late or might be leaving from a totally different airport. yeah they might arrive at heathrow and depart for lagos from gatwick. it is depressing and i have made up my mind never to fly anything virgin nigeria again. by the way did i mention that its a possibility that only part of the flight might be changed, meaning ur flight to london might be the same but ur flight from london to lagos might have been changed. and for ur return flight, ur flight from lagos to london might be delayed by one day but ur connecting flight might not have changed. so chances that u would be in th air on ur way to london, while ur connecting flight might be leaving london for NY is a VERY GREAT POSSIBILITY.

anyway enough of the mess called virgin nigeria, my mate from highschool put this as her faceCRAPbook status message a while ago and i thot to share.
WHO OWNS THE CHILD? THE MAN OR THE WOMAN? B4 YOU ANSWER, THINK ABOUT THIS. WHO OWNS THE COKE, THE INSERTR OF THE COIN OR THE VENDING MACHINE?


who would have thought throwing of a show is considered an act of protest. how many nigerian political thieving elite would we need to throw shoes at? and with their overfed selves, we would most often hit the target cos their hanging bellies would sure get in their way as they try to dock.

thanks for hearing my rant, im off to naija of friday night so i might be off blogville for a minute. i'll try to blog but just in case i cant blog while in naija. i got a new huge and improved mail box. i can still accept gifts, so feel free to send my new year, hanukah, kwanzaa, yomkipur, xmas, ati be be lo gifts i have enough space to receive each and everyone of them.

5 comments:

Toluwa said...

seriously? u going to naija? i want to go too!

anywho, ati virgin naija and British noways, they are all oloshious, as u put it! cant stand them..oh and delta too.

as for that question...na d mama own pikin. the coke has been in the machine just waiting for someone to put a coin to bring it out. when the coke is released, its still the machines' but just in the hand of the human...

darkelcee said...

hmm you are in nigeria.....hope u'll have fun.

Original Mgbeke said...

Ah ah, that really sucks. What kind of fokery is that? My cousin's flight got totally cancelled, on some the flight was overbooked steez. Na wa o!
Aniwoos, enjoy ya kerisimesi o. And expect ya isi-ewu in the mail from me.

Naija Idol said...

LMAO. dat shoe thingy was funny. did u c his matrix-like moves?.lol. As for virgin nigeria, nor mind dem o. my friend missed her connecting flight cos her flight was delayed.*hiss*

Femi B said...

edel fitri nko? Ogun festival nko? so all y'all are in naija..cool cool cool. I often wonder if a blogger is walking past me. Maybe you were the one making noise on the road the other day..lol i kid i kid how now?