MD gist!

hey my people, fellow manbeings and womanbeings. Guess what! 71 is the new 21! yeah i said it. if u dont know, now u know.
i finally got over the hangover i suffered from going to MD (it was a hangover well suffered my people, read on to find out) my weekend in MD for Vera's mum gig was totally fantalistic (i need more of those weekend getaways 4 real)

anywho, Vera was totally awesome and way i can share and in ways i cannot share. i drove out to MD on saturday and nonsense funmie was complaining i got to her house too early. meaning the time i left home till the time i got to her house did not add up to mapquest's timing. anywho, i got to funmie's she was cooking and ish. i finally met funmies lil sister. she is such an awesome lil girl(reminds me of my nieces)

you all remember Vera saying she was gonna hook me up in MD right. YES she did hook me up. i shoulda known that she was talking about herself.(she gave me hints too but i didnt pickup them) anyway he experience was totally worth it sha. let no BF as Vera wat we did. its between Vera and I.

yes i finally delivered Vera's isi-ewu to her. funmie tried to trick me into giving her the isi-ewu but its a good thing i didn't cos the isi-ewu did stuff to Vera that it hasn't done in a long time.

i know Vera would have given you her side of the story and the happenings at the party. so i'll be giving you all the deleted scenes. scan forward to the end of the night. funmie asked if i could stay over instead of me going to rent a room as i had planned. i don't know wat she was thinking o, but i told her Vera and i had made other special plans(wink wink).

anyways we loaded the cars up. i drove mine, Vera drove her mums and her mum drove the rental car. yeah now i believe whenever Vera says stuff about her mum its not like she is adding to it most times its verbatim. (did Vera tell you guys about the balloon escapade, if not, go ask her about it) anywho we got to Vera's place and we offloaded some of the stuff from the cars, put them away nicely. (Vera kept eyeing her isi-ewu) then it was time to sleep, at this point I'll like to thank Vera for sharing her bed with me. it was softer than a baby's skin, then my head sunk into the pillow like it was nothing.

anywho, slept and woke up like 12, Vera was awake making noise on her fone. dont know how she could do that, after a long nite she still woke up early to make noise. bullshitted for a while, cheered Vera on as she cleaned the cooler. (YEAH i got front row seats to see Vera in her most vulnerable state) her house was not the way it normally was and my ears nearly got filled up with how she wants to clean and how her house was a nose sore. then kata kata burst, the garbage dispenser got clogged and it wont work. short story long i acted as a plumber, you all know plumbers do more jobs around the house than their job description states.

long story short, Vera and i finally recycled our love and its built on a cooler of isi-ewu. more stuff happened but i'm too lazy to keep typing. maibe i'll get to them soon, B4 i forget, vera and i are buying funmie butt implants, she tried to disrespect mine(she cant compete with vera's) and found out she got nothing on me.

talking about ass, for those of you who wanted me to take pictures of vera backside and face. let me just put it this way, i'm sorry to disappoint you but i didnt get them, their was no way i could have. plus the way vera kept rubbing my head anytime she walked by me b4, during and after the party made me loose my sense of &*^%^$%#$#$%^&^ (feel free to fill in)

anywho, i don tire make i go find food, hungry is happening to me.

HAPPY ESTHER TO ALL MY CHRISTIAN PEOPLE!