The mind of Engineer_AYO

i have always known that letting out our inner demons most times help us heal or somewhat help put those demons in check. some do it by blogging, some by lashing out at everything around them, some by talking to people about it, some by messing with people (vera) and some by writting poetry. i tend to do some of the aforementioned but still i find out i have more to let out. i guess i have more held up in me than i actually thot. been reading the unconfusing posts confusednaijagirl had put up since the short minute ago she started blogging, particularly the culture of silence blog post. dont know what or how but it got me thinking about naija, its society and how they take things like this with less than a grain of salt. anywho, while running thru newspapers this morning, one in particular caught my detention. its headline read,"POETIC JUSTICE" and i was like these slanting island paparazzi people don come again o. KI LO TUN DE? (meaning, whats it this time?) reading on, it t...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LIL' SISTER! HAVE A TWO_DA_FUL BIRTHDAY! come to slanting island make we go nourish serious nourishment of your choose on my bill.

its been a long road, my short long life has had its ups and not so up moments. sometimes i wonder what if i had done some things differently. what would the outcome of the permutation and combination be. well i cant say for sure what the outcomes would have been but i sure know i'm totally ok with the way things turned out. ...what if on that faithful day, at age 18, i had signed up to join the marines on that faithful day at the American embassy in lagos. today i might just be getting outta service like my cousin did late last year and now studying to become a fashion guru. ...what if i had gone the way of some of my buddies and had joined them in science class. taking physics istead of finance, taking chemistry instead of commerce, taking further maths instead of accounting. who knows maibe i might have patented a pen that would do our course work and exams. ...what if i had given a lil more attention to sports, i might have gone on to become a professional athlete like david be...

hey people, how una dey? kilon wassup? ke du? ba wo ni? ya ya de? i dont have much to blog about o. i just had to put stuff up all in the name of updating. y'all guess wat happened to me today. the one and only green eyed yellow girl called me at 4 o'clock this afternoon, problem is, she has never called me earlier than 10pm b4 since i've known her. i didnt know whether to be scared and run like fire on the mountain. anyway, i was like vera how now? next thing she starts making passes at me. that one made me even more scared cos vera and I no dey use eye see. anyway long story short, she opened up to me that she was buttering me up cos of diamond hawks threat to search for her picture. damn i knew all that buttering up wasnt for nothing. anyway vera, u r still the only blue fish in my fish tank so i would treat u nicely till i find another blue fish. moving on...i finally started sleeping and eating all over again. yeah i know i didnt tell you guys. i had not been eating ne...

you gave me reason to be happy you gave me reason to smile i can still remember how it started ...but i should have stayed in MY SPACE you made me a better person you gave me reason to care i can still remember how it started ...but i should have stayed in MY SPACE you made me treat myself different you made me grin from ear to ear i can still remember how it started ...but i should have stayed in MY SPACE you gave me someone to care for you gave me something to live for i can still remember how it started ...but i should have stayed in MY SPACE you showed me parts of me i never knew existed you showed me what i should do different i can still remember how it started ...but i should have stayed in MY SPACE you gave me a reason to give my 100% you made me open up to a fourth person other than ME, MYSELF n I i can still remember how it started ...but i should have stayed in MY SPACE we were friends before this long minute passed we will remain friends now that the long minute has passed ...

this is in honor of ONB and her TAG! all these people who read her blog and wont do her tag. 1.) How old were you the first time? too young 2.) Name of your first? errmmmm she is isomewhere in the north east 3.) Good or Bad? hmmm! cant remember, think it was one of those things we rushed in and out of. 4.) Name of the worst and why? hmmmm dont know 5.) Name of the best and why? she knows herself, she knows she is. 6.) Weirdest place you ever had sex? the place dont count in my books 7.) Favorite Position: dont know if it has a name, cant describe it for y'all either. 8.) Ever fake an orgasm? do guys have orgasms? 9.) Would you admit it if the person asked? do guys have orgasms? 10.) Favorite time of day to have sex? dont have a time table 11.) Most times you have had sex in one day? hmmm i'll be back make i rewind recount am. 12.) Same person? why not 13.) Ever fantasize about someone other than the one you’re with? hmmmmmmm isnt that cheating... 14.) Restrictions during sex? ....

i've read some blog posts and comments on how people advocate orisirisi. i've seen people beat their chests harder than king kong all in support of NO SEXUAL HEALING TILL MARRIAGE....but being the deep thinker that i am. i start to think, i start to think think....if what is right is no sex b4 marriage, then wat happens to my neighbour ms white who got divorced a lil minute ago. now she is seeing mr. marker. would you say she has to wait to get married to mr marker b4 she can get her kerewa on. cos technically she married innit. she has fulfilled that requirement or maibe its just me. opinions needed abeg...

i dey vex o! i dey vex! somebody beg me b4 i overvex! i dey vex o! i dey vex! no i'm not loosing it. i'm having a serious case of hypervexing like someone whose girlfriend just got stolen from him. this is matter of emergency someone contact the department of houseland security. you wonder why i'mn over vexing right! its simple as ABC. i washed my awesome shirt today o, and b4 i could say shokolokobangoshe, the black color from the shirt had messed up the white cuffs and collar. i am so totally outraged (i sound like a white boy) about this its not even funny. i am mechanically and systematically confused about what to do with this expensive play this thing has caused. its so bad that u wont have to get close to me to realize that someting about my shirt isnt right. this is a serious case of shirt malfunction. i am at a motor crossroad on wat to do with my shirt, the options are these: 1. throw the shirt in the trash after only wearing it one time. 2. take it to the cloth e...

i know 2007 is 3 days old and is already clocking puberty. i just cant move on without rewinding 2006 for a last quick lil minute. In 2006, i became of blogger. its been fun thus far. i've met quite some crazy bunch. read comments that made me think, read some that made me look sane, and i actually put up some comments that made me look even more insane than i thot i was. but all well its all part of what makes bloggers, bloggers. In 2006, i got reconnected with humpty(my buddy from highschool), we hardly ever see each other cos he lives in jersey even though slanting island is just a bridge crossing away, i need to fix that in 2007. In 2006, i met missDBL, she is awesome peoples. she brought out a better me that i didnt know really existed. you showed me the color of love, i really appreciate that a truch load much. In 2006, i moved on to life after college, which is sure filled with a lot of ups and downs. it has given me a couple of headaches and brainaches but i sure will get p...