Friday, January 12, 2007

think think

i've read some blog posts and comments on how people advocate orisirisi. i've seen people beat their chests harder than king kong all in support of NO SEXUAL HEALING TILL MARRIAGE....but being the deep thinker that i am. i start to think, i start to think think....if what is right is no sex b4 marriage, then wat happens to my neighbour ms white who got divorced a lil minute ago. now she is seeing mr. marker. would you say she has to wait to get married to mr marker b4 she can get her kerewa on. cos technically she married innit. she has fulfilled that requirement or maibe its just me. opinions needed abeg...

7 comments:

Cherub (former Bijouxoxo) said...

YAY!!! I'm first, send my prezzie in the mail. Okay, thing is since she's divorced, that means technically she's now unmarried and shouldn't have sex with Mr. Parker. Practically, she may not be able to hold bodi. Finito!

Atala Wala Wala said...

Well, as Cherub has said above, once she's divorced, she's no longer married, so the restrictions do apply...

...however, this opens a business opportunity for the enterprising person who wishes to take advantage of people's guilt in this matter and set up an 'Emergency Marriage Bureau' which dispenses temporary marriages for the sole purpose of allowing people like Ms White to do the horizontal dance with people like Mr. Marker.

ChiefO said...

i knew there were still smart people in this world o. atala i knew there were guru's on blogger b4 i signed on i just didnt know i'd find them this quick. talk about ur business plan has made me wanna setup a partnership with u. my house is a corner house so we can even do it drive thru sef. we sure would be doing the community serious service by setting up shop soon o.

Lowla said...

LMAO!!! u got me laughing here...
NO SEX B4 one marriage is one thing; DIVORCE is another thing..
but since both issues are going hand in hand now, then the NO SEX B4 marriage policy is null and void, in essence, now that she is divorced,she can have sex with Mr Parker,MrJohn and even Miss Mary..:p

Funny post sha!

Anonymous said...

No sex before marriage huh...lol.. I guess I don't even have a foot to stand on in this matter!

Perfectly Human said...

Uhm...i would think she's allowed to do whatever now as she is a grown woman who is divorced and has gone through the no sex b4 marriage hurdle once.
Per ur comment on vera's page, how did u know it was me, did you sniff out my aura or something, lol? Anyways i'm in TX now and i'm doing just fine thank you.

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

chiefo, very deplimotaic as usual, to see a funny side to everything. I agree with Xoxo, being married and divorced is still different and restrictions still apply. It up to you how u go about trying to fight it.