disgruntled shirt

i dey vex o! i dey vex!
somebody beg me b4 i overvex!
i dey vex o! i dey vex!
no i'm not loosing it. i'm having a serious case of hypervexing like someone whose girlfriend just got stolen from him. this is matter of emergency someone contact the department of houseland security.
you wonder why i'mn over vexing right! its simple as ABC. i washed my awesome shirt today o, and b4 i could say shokolokobangoshe, the black color from the shirt had messed up the white cuffs and collar. i am so totally outraged (i sound like a white boy) about this its not even funny. i am mechanically and systematically confused about what to do with this expensive play this thing has caused. its so bad that u wont have to get close to me to realize that someting about my shirt isnt right. this is a serious case of shirt malfunction.
i am at a motor crossroad on wat to do with my shirt, the options are these:
1. throw the shirt in the trash after only wearing it one time.
2. take it to the cloth engineer(tailor) and have them take out the white part of the collar and i could always fold in the cuffs when i wear it.
3. go back to the store where i bought it and demand a refund and throw a tantrum while i'm at it. (after somn like 4 months)
4. just go out and buy more shirts.

now i'm scared to wear the all white one because i cant help but think of the possibility of the white washing against the white collar and cuffs. thats how traumatized i am.

on a non-vexing note, 2007 is just in its second week and things have started showing signs of them getting better. i finally went to see auntyD in amityville (bijou dont even open ur mouth there) after almost 5years. i told you 2007 is going to be different. and yes, talking about different, i've been called Akon by some people and i've been called seal(without the scars) by others all within 2weeks of 2007. hmmmmm thats a good start right. even my cousin couldnt help but rub my head when i got this not so new look of mines. BALD NUDE HEAD ... which had always been my style only this time i have decided to add on a goatee instead leaving my face nude as always. i dont know if thats wats been making people comment. at some point some lady(married) that i was talking to at work started asking orisirisi questions about igba awo koko baba ishasun (rusty yoruba). anyways i'll be back to blog about my amittyville trips, meeting omodudu and bijouxoxoxoxoxo.