The mind of Engineer_AYO

hmmm, where do i start? i accompanied my sister to traffic court today, we had to fight a ticket she got about two months ago. the cop gave her a ticket for no reason even after she pleaded with him and even mixed it with her sorry face. the cop no buy am o. anywho, she pleaded not guilty. Thus, we went to court today to fight the ticket out. we got to the DMV on slanting island and she was like,"i pray that cop doesnt come to court so they could throw out the case." while we were waiting the nonsense OLOPA(cop) just appeared from nowhere o. her lungs just did a cart-wheel. but trust engineerAyo, i was like we got this. anywho, the court proceedings started and the first two cases heard by the judge were thrown out cos the olopa who gave them their tickets didnt have all his paperwork ready. then it was our turn, come and see the acceptance speech this nonsense olopa of a guy had as his paperwork. damn, was he a SUM-of-a-shit. anywho, judge asked if there were any weakness, t...

i dont have much happening around me at the moment, or at least nothing i would want to talk about for now. hopefully soon i would spill my gutts or forever hold my peace. i got to work "ON TIME" today and went to drop off my coat in the locker/coat room after strolling in about 10minutes late. i was hanging up my coat and somn prompted me to look up. i noticed some shinning matter on the shelf above the coat hanger. A closer examination of the specimen, i noticed it was a chrome plated or stainless steel object. hmmmmmmmm. the detective in me made me look with keen interest. that was when i got the shocker of the morning. it turned out that the said shinny matter was nothing more than a VIBRATOR aka DILDO aka LIL'JOHN. the other fellow in the coat room was said, "its been there for a minute," and i was like for real. i havent been in the coat room for a long minute now, cos i leave it in the car most times, but did my bringing it in today give me something to t...

hey peoples, kilon wassup? its been a minute. i've been blog-deprived for a minute now, but i'm back. read my update about DREAM STEALERS and make sure u comment or forever hold you peace. EID-MUBARAK to all my muslim reader. May the almighty accept fasts as an act of IBADA.AMIN. talking about fasting, not eating and all that. i think my body doesnt know wat they call lunch anymore o. abeg any doctors in the blogonostosphere should help an engineer out. i ate yesterday afternoon after 30days of not eating at said time only for me to have a stomach downset o (cos upset would be an understatement). i was fine until i ate o. only for me to finish the food workout and my belle started giving me the noises, soundtrack and whateverumacallit. right now its 7.05pm and i still cannot bring myself to go eat cos i fear imma have another round out a downsetting stomach. anywho, maibe its cos i ate a lil and my belly was expecting me to dismantle a mountain all in the name of fasting is o...

Have you ever experienced a situation where you told someone about your dreams and aspirations in life and said person would tell you anything or go to any length to tell you how what you just told him or her is "not a good idea." person: what do you do? You: i'm an undergrad... You: studying accounting and engineering or engineering finance or Language antropology Person: rubbish! why are you studying such you: thats what i love, my passion lies in that Person: cant you do somn else such as integrated Yoruba Person: people are making it in that field you know You: Yes, i know but we all cant swim in the same river Person: True that, i'm not trying to discourage you or anything but.... i know we have all heard this or had such dialogue at one time or the other in our not so young lives. but closely examining these people, one would realise they havent done much with themselves, you could argue that, thats the reason why ther are saying such, they are only advising you...

Hello, man-beings and woman-beings of the blogosphere. i know its been a minute i updated this blog of mine. u guys wont be mad at me for one second. i was getting over somn that was kinda new to me. I EXPERIENCED MY FIRST GHANIAN PARTY! yes o, i was invited to a ghanian party o. my friend told me almost a month ago so i could have excused myself from not going. i found out a whole bunch of my passies were going so i tagged along too. i picked my friends, AA, OE and L up at about 10.15. we got there at 10.30pm thinking we were late, to our surprise we were the third or forth group of people to land. picked a sit, waited and waited, while we waited, we got to gisting and cracking up ourselves cos the boredom had started to creep in. anyway the couple who were naming their baby strolled in at about 12midnite. i thot nigerians were the only ones who started their owambe's (parties) late but this one gave a run for our money. after the owners of the party had arrived, i thot the whole...

MUMU Vera justt tagged me FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE 1. Loss prevention at a drug store 2. Customer service (damn people are annoying) 3. 4. FOUR FICTIONAL JOBS YOU WISH YOU HAD 1. that guy that does nothing and gets paid for it. 2. food taster at the cheesecake factory 3. 4. FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN 1. Hotel Rwanda 2. Remember the Titans 3. Pirates of the Caribbean (the twice of them) Savvy! 4. FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN 1. iKeJA 2. Clinton,MD 3. NYC 4. Slanting Island FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH i'm not a TV person but... 1. The contender (wonder why they cancelled it) 2. Desperate House-Husbands 3. Sports (baseball, soccer, basketball, football, hockey, tennis) 4. Simpsons FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION/TRAVELED TO 1. Boston 2. North Dakota 3. Blair, Nebraska 4. Houston FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY 1. OrisirisiBlogs.com 2. Monster.com 3. Nigeriaworld.com 4. The original TalkNaija "where running of the mouth is a pleasant ...

its almost a week i updated this kinikon called a blog. y'all wont be mad at me o. a lot of things have happened between then and now. my co-worker passed away on sunday, she was found on the floor of her bathroom by her daughter. i wanted to go to the wake but my manager just had to give me this nonsense project to do. some say she might have had a heart attack in her bathroom and fell or maibe she just slipped and fell, one thing led to another and she passed. MAY HER SOUL REST IN PEACE! AMIN! engineerAyo is confused o (thats why he hasnt blogged in a long minute) things aint going his way or at least no the way he would have wanted. he is hanging in there though. "a strong being is not the one who has all the muscles, a strong being is one who picks himself up after every fall." anywho, i'll blog about it sooner than later. i just need some time to take a deep breath and say, "WHOOOOOOOOOOSAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" anywho, my lamborghini eclipse friend had his ...

hey peoples! hope u guys had loved my parade pictures? i havent updated this blog in a minute all i've been puting up is pictures and that i totally dont consider an update. enough of that jare. lets get down to the KOKO of the KINIKON. theres this dude i work with, code name SCHMUCK. you probably be wondering why the name schmuck right, why not give a better name. no be my fault o. by the time u finish u'll realize that the guy needs help. this is wat happened, a while ago, 3 months ago to be precise my ghanian passie got a job out in reno, nevada, so my italian friend V had a going away party for him and all. i heard it was fun but i didnt attend cos i was on vacation at missDBL's. anywho, pictures were taken by schmuck, my albanian friends Vally asked to have copies and schmuck sure agreed to get her copies when he gets them printed. mr. nice guy u might think. OH! did i mention that schmuck has been tring to get with vally since his quest to get my italian friend V got ...

i dey go fight this my friend (lanre) o. seriously! see as him use flag cover my face, is he trying to say my face doesnt make the cut or he thinks i'm trying to scope the kele not like she is not scope able but i have missDBL by my side so i dont know why he used style to substitute my face with a flag. u see this picture here ehn! i put it up for a reason. reason being the weeks that preceded the parade, there was noise that ramseh got into a motor cycle crash in SA or something like that. they went ahead to say the guys face would need reconstruction and all that orisirisi talkings. so when i saw him at the parade i was like no be the person wey some people wan swear say him face don scatter be this. cos if na surgery him come do for NY, those surgeons must have put fertilizer or is it quickfix on his face for it to have been back to normal within this quick minute. people and there talks. anyway, my advice to people out there, please dont spread gist that u cannot back up. so...

these are some pictures i got from someone. i'll post some more of ours when i get them from my buddy who has the cam. Ramseh noah is the one in the white tshirt on the far right next to the kaduna state sign I'll be back with more!

kingley(lamborghini eclipse owner) L-R: lanre, theodore, dada, fancy, lola, ben, onome squatting: random dude, captain naija thats the much talked about lamborghini eclipse. my passie cherishes this car more than woman. maibe thats why he is single. expect more picture y'all. my camera disgraced me so i got to get pics from my passies camera.

People! i'm back for the second part of my report. i've been away due to the hang under i had from my paparazzi wahala. anyway, hope y'all had fun reading so far. if you did then i guess i didnt do a good job, cos i tried to make it as uninviting as possible. moving on, there was an RV parked on 44th street, right on Kudirat Abiola corner (yeah thats wat the street corner at the nigerian embassy is called). there was this lady standing outside it yelling, "FREE HIV TESTING! FREE HIV TESTING! RESULTS OUT IN 30MINUTES!" or somn close to that. i was like, wat would make all these people wanna get tested on parade grounds when all they have in their heads is having fun and catching fishes. run the risk of a potential fish seeing u go in and out of the RV. anywho, the lady distributed free gloves for those wey no fit hold body. come see as this one dude load am like say him go sell am. abi sey na use him wan use am finish. all by himself? anywho watever floats his cano...

welcome back, i know some of y'all wanna kill me already for making u have to finish up ur reading b4 u read the concluding chapter. while some peoples cant wait to comment and say stuff. all well..... continuing from where i stopped, our minds are so made up that our ready made opinion about guys helps us attract guys with the same exact demenour that we dont want. why cant we approach every guy with a clean sheet and see what comes out of it. As regards naija guys dissing naija girls. its somewat of the same thing with a lil extra somn somn. look my gorgeous woman-beings, some guys date and expect somn somn from u (i know they gonn think i'm selling them out) but its the truth. the minute the girl doesnt give it up we start to complain. its worse if our ex's have been chicks that all they want is a man who can KEREWA all day all night. thus within a short minute of our previous relationships, we have been able to get wat we want, how much longer we stay with her is not t...

hey my fellow man-beings and woman-beings. how una dey? hope y'all dey gbadun. we thank god o. me sef i dey a rice take dey inside plate. KAMPE! anywho, i was talking to my buddy Lee the other day and we got talking about naija forums, blogs and all its online bruhaha. she had noticed how more than a handful of naija female bloggers had somn to say about men, relationships, cheating boyfriends and unrepentant ex's and the whole 100 yards. this led us to the usual battle of the sexes threads you find on most naija forums. how all you hear is naijaguys this, naijagirls that, naijagirls this, naijaguys that. this has led to threads that make you wanna break a pc or somn. yeah u know wat i'm talking about dont u, i'm talking about the,"why are naija guys heartless?", "why are naija girls in the US lonely?","all naija guys are dumb","why do naija girls front too much?""naija girls act like they are the koko when they are not more...

hey people! how una dey o. its been quite a minute. the nigerian day parade was awesome, not without its usual orisirisi, but overall it was aiight. I got to see a whole bunch of nigerians in the same place all at once,(that hardly ever happens except at owambe sha o) with their different shades of green. my proples and i made the best out of it, my buddy odukun from MD came to NY with her friends although she jabo me went to hand out with whoever. she shall be dealt with accordingly. moving on, there were a couple of faces present, Ramsey Noah (with all his groupies running after him) Regina Askia, Nnenna from ANTM was there too. whoelse did i see sef, a whole bunch of PoliSTEALtians as always, sINnators, orisirisi Governators. i didnt even bother to know who they were or wat state they were from. they all came for "state visit" abi sey na "official visit" them call am sef. senator florence ita-give of cross rivers state was there, u wonder how i take know her name...