Thursday, October 26, 2006

my day at the DMV traffic court

hmmm, where do i start? i accompanied my sister to traffic court today, we had to fight a ticket she got about two months ago. the cop gave her a ticket for no reason even after she pleaded with him and even mixed it with her sorry face. the cop no buy am o.
anywho, she pleaded not guilty. Thus, we went to court today to fight the ticket out. we got to the DMV on slanting island and she was like,"i pray that cop doesnt come to court so they could throw out the case." while we were waiting the nonsense OLOPA(cop) just appeared from nowhere o. her lungs just did a cart-wheel. but trust engineerAyo, i was like we got this. anywho, the court proceedings started and the first two cases heard by the judge were thrown out cos the olopa who gave them their tickets didnt have all his paperwork ready. then it was our turn, come and see the acceptance speech this nonsense olopa of a guy had as his paperwork. damn, was he a SUM-of-a-shit. anywho, judge asked if there were any weakness, that was where my inspector gadget skill came into play. first she asked me to step outside the hearing room, while the olopa and my sister stated their case. then some other cop called me into the hearing room and the following dialogue played out.

judge: where you a weakness to the incident
engineerAyo: yes i was.
judge: raise ur right hand
judge: do u swear to say the truth and nonthing but the truth.
engineerAyo: I DOES!
engineerAyo: on said day, my sisters car's right breaklights were out and we were on our way to get it fixed so as not to get a ticket. she also needed to pump some gas and we pulled into a gas station on the corner of vanderbilt, van duzer and richmond. she then realized she needed to use the bathroom b4 doing all this cos she was pressed and didnt wanna wait to pump gas, plus she doesnt use public bathrooms, therefore the gas station bathroom was not an option. she pulled out of the gas station and thats when she was pulled over and given a ticket. with the officer stating the reason as,"she used a gas station to avoid a red light"

at this point watever i had said had matched wat my sister had said so the officer was down by points already. the judge asked if there was more and that was a sign that the cops story was cock and bull. anyways i saved the extra stuff i had to say cos b4 i could even say anything else the the judge was like. DISMISSED! see my sister wheel herself out of the DMV faster than it took for the cop to move back to his seat.

anyways, my sister later told me that the olopa admitted that he was hidden and yada yada yada.
RULE #1 make sure u are seen, do not hide from peoples u trying to catch.
RULE #2 should be sure he got his shit straight. dont pull pople over for beating the green light.
imagine, the light he claimed we were trying to avoid was green. who on this earth would use a gas station to avoid a green light. short story long. the cop wasted our time making us go to DMV to prove ourselves.

my sister now has serious beef with slanting island cops. they got somn for her that she dont know. cos this aint the first time they writing her up for nothing.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

u go big broda..........

Beautifully Human said...

you guys were lucky, oh. imagine the jobless cop issuing an unecessary ticket like that. he must have been really bored that day.

Unknown said...

Thank God you guys were able to beat the traffic cops at their own game and got out of that unscathed. I guess we can all conveniently say that the Law isnt such an ass after all? LOL

Anonymous said...

don't you just love the word "dismissed"? you should have seen how happy i was when the judge dismissed my case too..lol