Friday, October 06, 2006

The Tale of the Cheap SCHMUCK...

hey peoples! hope u guys had loved my parade pictures? i havent updated this blog in a minute all i've been puting up is pictures and that i totally dont consider an update. enough of that jare. lets get down to the KOKO of the KINIKON.
theres this dude i work with, code name SCHMUCK. you probably be wondering why the name schmuck right, why not give a better name. no be my fault o. by the time u finish u'll realize that the guy needs help.
this is wat happened, a while ago, 3 months ago to be precise my ghanian passie got a job out in reno, nevada, so my italian friend V had a going away party for him and all. i heard it was fun but i didnt attend cos i was on vacation at missDBL's. anywho, pictures were taken by schmuck, my albanian friends Vally asked to have copies and schmuck sure agreed to get her copies when he gets them printed. mr. nice guy u might think. OH! did i mention that schmuck has been tring to get with vally since his quest to get my italian friend V got crushed by the much awaited proposal by her BF of 5 years. (the tale of schmuck and V is for another day)

moving along, since it was now clear to schmuck that V was finally out of the spinsters market, the next person he saw fit was Vally. he brothers her and all, calls her his wifey and all and overall he was annoying her.
I remember one day vally and L my other italian friend were talking, and talks about guys managed to creep into the talks. vally was like she likes this, this, that and that in a guy yada yada yada. L now finised up by saying, "and he has to have money too." V was like yeah but money aint everything. (which we all agreed) Schmuck had heard them talking and was like,"i have money, i have money, i could go cash in my stocks, bonds, etc etc" yeah schmuck actually does have stocks and bonds and all. who wont have such if he is a thirty something year old college grad, who lives with his mom, mortgage paid off in full, doesnt pay no bills, he doesnt even pay his own cell fone bill, no car insurance nor car note cos he doesnt even have a learners permit talk less of a license, goes on vacation with his mum, even when his mum goes on vacation for a whole two weeks there is no action in the house.

anyway, back to the KOKO! schmuck finally printed out the pictures he took for the going away party and printed copies for Vally(lover boy innit). the part that now got me fired up and acted as a catalyst to this, is that, HE COLLECTED $4 FROM VALLY FOR THE COPIES HE PRINTED FOR HER! WHAT A SCHMUCK HE IS! i mean common print her copies for free he cannot do, instead he pocketed $4 and to think the big schmuck still expected vally to agree to his proposals and sweet talks. the best part is his defence, he said," things would have been different if she was with him, but since she claims to have a man then .... my though at this point was that if he really wanted her and hoped one day her said man would suddenly become non-existent thus she would begin to dance to his makossa tune, the he should act like someone she can rely on to be a strong person to be with and not a CHEAP SCHMUCK!

thanks for reading, have a nice day.

6 comments:

Beautifully Human said...

what a SCHMUCK!! if I was your friend I would have told him to carry his pictures and his cheap ass back to his mama's house. He even had the nerve to try to defend himself; he needn't have bothered cos that only made him appear as more of a SCHMUCK!

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

dude is bizare, in a weird sense of way. He needs help, try and help him and advice him on ways to get a decent woman.

ChiefO said...

i have tried o, with no progress watsoever. right there and then while this whole thing was playing out like sponge opera. a friend and i were like,"schmuck you shouldnt have accepted the money even if she insisted, instead u could have told her, u would allow her buy u lunch or dinner sometime, or somn, indirectly u could use it to get a date and prove urself." but what did schmuck say, he just didnt get the point of the koko we were trying to make him feel. so u see its not my fault schmuck acts like a schmuck.

Beautifully Human said...

erm chiefo, no pressure oh, but... when are you gonna update your blog, ehn???

ChiefO said...

beautyful womanbeing abeg no vex ehnn.

Mari said...

lmao, dude u are so wrong "...even when his mum goes on vacation for a whole two weeks there is no action in the house".

He truely is worthy of the name.